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"Cud"

 

An original screenplay

by

Steve Reece

 

 

 

Based on an idea

by

 Ron Siwica

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FIRST DRAFT April 15, 2008

Registered WGAw

No. 1268411

copyright© 2008

310 Loch Lomond Ave.

Longwood, FL  32750

407.260.8459

 

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1   EXT FARNSWOOD FARM/BARN YARD - DAY                     1

A PICTURE-PERFECT FLORIDA MORNING: GATORS CROAKING. FOG LIFTING. A CRANE SWOOPS LOW OVER THE FARNSWOOD FARM.

sacks of WEAVER’S BLUE CATTLE FEED are piled high in the bed of a pickup truck.

JACK FARNSWOOD and JULIA GARCIA, farmhand, unload sacks and stack them on the ground. A small dog cocks his head and whines as they work.

jack

What’s the matter, Honey Babe?

Honey Babe sniffs a bag; claws open a large hole and digs until he completely disappears into the bag.

jack

Are you crazy? Get out of there!

Jack and Julia laugh as Honey Babe frantically slings feed out of the bag.

Julia

Perro loco!

The laughing stops when Honey Babe comes out of the bag gnawing a large bone.

 

2   INT BARN – DAY                                         2

SALLY FARNSWOOD 12 years old, wears iPod headphones and hums “Jesus Loves Me” as she milks BOSSIE, a docile-appearing dairy cow.

Sally squirts milk into a metal pale in beat with the music. Unnoticed by the girl, the milk starts changing colors, from white to a bright fluorescent green.

Bossie’s feed has run out. Large fangs are revealed as she hungrily licks the bottom of the wooden feeder. Green cud burns the hay where it drips.

 

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Sally finishes milking and stands, pats Bossie’s shoulder and removes her headphones.

sally

That’s a girl, Bossie. You did a good job today.

Bossie turns and nudges Sally’s arm.

sally

She’s a pretty girl.

She pats the cow’s head, not noticing glowing red eyes. Bossie sniffs Sally’s ribs, tickling her.

sally

What’re you doing?

She giggles. Suddenly, Bossie chomps down on Sally’s arm and starts gnawing. Sally screams.

She can’t pull her arm from the cow’s jaws. She bangs Bossie’s head as hard as she can.

sally

Daddy!

A shot rings out. Bossie drops. Sally faints across Bossie’s body, blood pouring from her mangled arm. Jack rushes to her.

Jack

I need to make a tourniquet!

Julia grabs a nearby horse rein and tosses it to him.

Julia

Here! What happened?

jack

Craziest thing I ever saw, Bossie was gnawing on her arm. I had no choice but to shoot her.

Julia

Rabies?

 

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jack

I don’t know.

He notices Bossie’s fangs.

jack

Look at that! That’s a little more than rabies.

julia

Dios mio!

She crosses herself. Jack carries Sally out of the barn. Julia clears a path.

In the BACKGROUND: Bossie’s tail twitches as she comes back to life.

 

3   EXT FARNSWOOD FARM/BARN YARD - DAY                     3

Julia opens the pickup door and Jack gently straps her in.

Julia

You want me to bury Bossie?

jack

No. They’ll need to make tests. Just continue with the fence mending. I’ll call you later and let you know how she’s doing.

Julia

Okay, jefe. Good luck.

Jack floors the gas pedal.

 

4   EXT FARNSWOOD FARM/COW PASTURE – day                   4

Julia’s horse is tied to the fence. Nearby, Bossie munches grass and contentedly chews her cud.

Down the fence line, Julia is stretching a break in the barb wire. She cranks the fence stretcher tight and pulls out a pair of side cutters.

Her horse reaches through the fence and pulls wild flowers from the other side.

Bossie goes down for another bite of grass. GLOWING FANGS are revealed as she opens her mouth.

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SUDDENLY, she lifts her head and sniffs the wind. She snorts.

COW’S POV: Julia is concentrating on twisting together two stubborn strands of wire.

Bossie stomps the earth and transforms from gentle milk cow into a charging death machine, heading straight for the Julia as she continues bent over her work.

The wire is pulled tight.

She gives it one more twist. SUDDENLY, the wire snaps and whips across her horse.

Julia’s hand has a tear across the palm. She starts for her horse and notices the charging milk cow.

Julia

Bossie?!! Hijole!

The horse is terrified of the cow and is frantically trying to free herself. Barb-wire slashes her forelegs.

Bossie stops and paws the earth. She proudly raises her head and displays her fangs. Burning red eyes reflect hell’s ancient fire.

Thick cud oozes from slobbering cow lips that glow a fluorescent green. She rears back on two hind legs:

bossie

Moo.

Julia eyes the rifle holstered in the horse’s saddle.

She crosses to the other side of the fence and creeps along the line toward the horse:

Julia

Easy, girl…

Bossie is keeping a sharp watch and takes a step toward Julia. Julia fakes a step to the right then quickly back to the left. The cow is momentarily confused and Julia takes off.

The cow puts down her head and digs in her hooves. It’s a mad dash to the horse.

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Julia makes a home-plate slide through thick cow manure with side cutters in hand.

In the nick of time, she cuts the horse free and leaps into the saddle.

She pulls the rifle from its holster and fires a shot.

She misses. Bossie stops in her tracks.

Julia spins the horse and races toward the barn.

In the BACKGROUND, Bossie follows them in, just out of range. Just behind her, another cow joins her, stamping hooves.

Julia fires off another round. She hits the new cow squarely between the eyes. The cow drops with a thud.

Bossie charges.

 

5   INT BARN – DAY                                         5

Julia gallops into the barn, leaps off her horse and rushes to slam the door.

Just before it closes, we see Bossie coming over the crest of the hill.

Out-of-breath, she pulls the saddle off the horse and secures her in a pen.

She finds a box of bullets in the saddle bag and reloads her rifle.

She goes a window and slowly cracks it open. Everything is silent, save her own heavy breathing.

She hears a sound just outside and places her ear against the barn door, holding her breath.

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6   EXT BARN – DAY                                         6

Bossie has her ear pressed against the barn door exactly opposite of Julia’s ear.

She also holds her breath as she listens.

 

7   INT BARN – DAY                                         7

Julia returns to the open window and pokes her head outside for a good look.

REAR ANGLE: SUDDENLY, Julia’s legs flare straight out and kick wildly as she gives her final scream.

 

8   EXT BARN WINDOW – DAY                                  8

A nearby swamp bird sends out a morning cry. A single cow contentedly chews her cud.

Julia Garcia’s headless body bleeds across a splintered window sill. Bossie takes another bite.

 

9   INT COW POKERS ASSOCIATION NAT’L HEADQUARTERS – DAY    9

Cowboy hats are the rule. cigar smoke fills the room. The ASSOCIATION PRESIDENT, F.U. WEAVER, bangs his gavel.

F.u. weaver

Gentlemen! Gentlemen, please! I hold in my hands, the latest government report showing that mad cow disease has been virtually eliminated!  

The Cowboys break into applause.

F.u. weaver

At the same time, we are producing twice the beef at half the cost!

He receives a standing ovation.

 

10  INT BULLSVILLE HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY                     10

Jack strokes Sally’s hair. She sleeps a restless sleep. Her arm is heavily bandaged and an I.V. tube stretches from her other arm.

The DOCTOR passes a prescription to the NURSE.

doctor

A hundred milligrams every 4 hours…

nurse

Yes, Doctor. Poor thing…

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jack

I should have been with her. I forget sometimes she’s still just a little girl. I’m supposed to protect her…

The Doctor puts his arm around Jack’s shoulders.

doctor

She’s stronger than you think, Jack. You’ve done a fine job raising her by yourself. Emily would be so proud of her.

Jack turns to look out the window to conceal his tears.

Jack

I don’t know what I’d do, if I was to ever lose her…

doctor

We’re still waiting on the rabies test. We should know something by tomorrow.

jack

I’m telling you, this wasn’t rabies. This is something weird. Like some kind of genetic screw-up or something. God, I pray she doesn’t have to go through those vaccinations.

Sally stirs and slowly opens her eyes.

sally

Daddy?

Jack is at her side.

jack

Yes, baby girl. Daddy’s here.

sally

You shot, Bossie, Daddy!

She tries to sit up. The NURSE gently pushes her back down.

jack

Bossie was sick, Sally. I did what I had to do.

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sally

She would never hurt anyone.

jack

She hurt you, darlin’.

She starts to nod off.

sally

You didn’t have to kill her…

Jack brushes hair from her forehead and stares down at her.

jack

She looks exactly like Emily.

The Doctor pats his back.

doctor

You hang in there, Jack. It’ll all work out.

jack

Yeah, I know.

The Doctor leaves. Jack speed-dials Julia on his cell and listens to a message in Spanish.

jack

Julia… call me back.

He turns back to the sunset in the window.

 

11  EXT WEAVER’S BLUE CATTLE FEED FACTORY – NIGHT          11

A rusted-out sign reading WEAVER’S BLUE CATTLE FEED hangs from a wire fence.

A cube van pulls through gates and backs up to the loading dock.

The CHAUFFEUR jumps out of the cab and walks up the dock ramp.

Two DOCKHANDS appear with large rolling carts.

Chauffeur

Where’s the boss?

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Dockhand

Whacking off in the break room.

CHAUFFEUR

I’ll tell him you said that.

He goes into the plant.

The Dockhand rolls up the door of the cube van and reels from the stench.

dockhand

God, I hate this job!

They grab opposite ends of a body bag and toss it onto the cart. PULL BACK to reveal the cube van is packed full with body bags. A bag falls out, plops on the dock and rolls off onto the parking lot.

dockhand

Come on; let’s go get the damn thing!

They jump down and heave the body up to the dock.

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12  EXT SEMINOLE UNIVERSITY – DAY                          12

sTudents traverse the campus on a chilly sunny morning. many sport cowboy hats and sunglasses.

 

13  INT VETERINARY SCHOOL/SEMINOLE UNIVERSITY - DAY        13

Young and beautiful, DR. AMANDA HOLLINGSWORTH, head of Seminole University Veterinary Viral Studies Department, shakes a test tube and adjusts a microscope.

A SHEEP is being prepped for surgery in the background by her TEAM of ASSISTANTS. TIM MACPHERSON, graduate student, summons her:

tim

We’re ready Dr. Hollingsworth.

She looks up from a specimen.

amanda

I’ll be right there.

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Her cell phone rings.

amanda

Perfect timing…

She answers.

amanda

Yes?

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14  BULL COUNTY HEALTH OFFICE – DAY                        14

Bull County Health Inspector, PETE MCINTOSH slicks back his hair and admires his nerdy reflection in a wall mirror as he holds a phone to his ear.

PETE

Hello, Dr. Hollingsworth? This is Pete MCINTOSH down here in Bull County…

He listens while making aesthetic adjustments to his thinning hair.

PETE

You know, the Bull County health inspector you met last year at the convention. We shared an elevator at the hotel after your speech…twice…

He checks his nerdy reflection and waits for her recollection of him.

PETE

Well, anyway, I know you’re the foremost expert on rabies in the state and we have the strangest case of cattle rabies I’ve ever come across. I really think you’d be interested.

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15 INT VETERINARY SCHOOL/SEMINOLE UNIVERSITY – DAY        15

Amanda is overlooking the procedure being performed on the sheep as she listens.

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amanda

(Into phone)

Go on…

She stops a student from making an unnecessary slice.

amanda

No. No. Like this.

She takes the scalpel while cradling the phone with her shoulder.

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16  BULL COUNTY HEALTH OFFICE – DAY                        16

Pete continues:

PETE

A child was attacked by a cow with no obvious symptoms of rabies. She was milking the animal when the attack occurred.

He turns a page from a report.

PETE

No. Tests aren’t back yet. It’s horrible. I’ve never seen anything like it. One moment we have a docile milk cow that wouldn’t swat a fly and the next she’s like Jaws on Hooves…

He rechecks his hair.

 

17  INT VETERINARY SCHOOL/SEMINOLE UNIVERSITY – DAY        17

She turns her full attention to Pete:

amanda

Animals don’t attack during the prodromal phase of rabies. They don’t just step into the furious phase. Has the animal been quarantined?

She rechecks the operating table. All is well.

AManda

Well, then, can you send us the brain?

 

18  BULL COUNTY HEALTH OFFICE – DAY                        18

Pete hates to deny her anything:

PETE

Brains are hard to come by around here. I think this is one you should see for yourself. I wouldn’t have called you if it wasn’t so unusual… I was going to wait to tell you this until you got here…this cow had fangs…

He waits hopefully.

PETE

Great! I’ll pick you up at the airport…

He wears the smile of a happy man.

PETE

Oh…

(The smile fades.)

I can give you directions…Once you head south on I-75…uh…

He pauses to remember.

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19  INT VETERINARY SCHOOL/SEMINOLE UNIVERSITY – DAY        19

Amanda is standing on her toes observing the finishing touches of the sheep surgery.

Amanda

No. That’ll be fine, Mr. McIntosh. I’ll use MapQuest. Bye, now…

She disconnects and rolls her eyes.

 

20  BULL COUNTY HEALTH OFFICE – DAY                        20

Pete listens to the drone of a dial tone.

Pete

Yeah, okay. Bye, baby. Love ya…

 

He cradles the phone, gives himself an admiring glance in the mirror, slicks back his hair, and winks.

21  EXT FARNSWOOD FARM - DAY                               21

Jack, SHERIFF COOTER WALKER, and DR.IKE BROWNING, local vet since long before 1933, are having a barnyard powwow.

The cow that Julia shot lies stinking in the dirt beside her soon-to-be grave. A back hoe waits nearby.

Dr. Ike holds a zip-lock bag containing what’s left of the cow’s brain.

Honey Babe sniffs the hooves of an animal that can no longer swat away the flies. The Sheriff lifts his 10-gallon hat and scratches his bald spot. With his free hand, he scratches belly fat.

sheriff cooter

Now, there ain’t no cause for getting everyone all riled up ‘round here just over one little incident of a couple of cows gone crazy.

dr. ike

Their hormones were off or something. PMS, you might say… or maybe they animal had some sort of new strand of rabies.

jack

You don’t know what happened with this animal. This is worse than Mad Cow Disease.

sheriff cooter

Listen to yourself, Jack. That’s just the stupid kind of rumor that’ll destroy the economy around here. You wouldn’t be able to sell a five cent hamburger if the meat came from here. Let’s see what the Cow Poker’s Association has to say about it…

Jack is pissed:

jack

I don’t care about the damn Cow Pokers Association. And what about Julia? She just disappeared. Who shot this cow?

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Sheriff Cooter tries to be patient. Not easy for a man of his status.

sheriff cooter

Obviously she did. Maybe she went back to Carlos in Mexico. Jack, we can’t get the whole county in an uproar. We’re just now recovering from the mad cow scare. Let’s just keep it under our hats until we get the test results…

Dr. Ike holds up the bag of brain.

dr. ike

We’ll perform the usual tests and we’ll know for sure in a couple of days.

Suddenly, Honey Babe leaps to his feet. A distant jeep approaches fast.

sheriff cooter

Looks like somebody’s itching for a ticket…

The Jeep whips into to driveway and slides to a dusty stop. The door swings open and the slender foot of Dr. Amanda Hollingsworth touches gravel.

Honey Babe rushes to the doctor as if he’s known her all his life. The men gawk at her beauty. Sheriff Cooter gives a low whistle.

sheriff cooter

So much for a ticket…

Amanda reaches down and scratches the dog’s wrinkled head. The three men can only gawk.

Jack is the first to come to his senses:

jack

Honey Babe! Get down!

The dog ignores him, totally into the spot Amanda has found between his ears.

amanda

It’s okay. I like dogs.

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And dogs like her.

jack

He’s never acted that way before. He’s usually pretty skittish around strangers.

He gives her his broadest smile.

jack

Hi. Jack Farnswood.

She turns her attention from the contented pooch to the handsome farmer standing over her.

He helps her to her feet.

She returns his smile.

A moment happens, noticed by all. Honey Babe whines.

amanda

Dr. - Dr. Amanda Hollingsworth.

jack

Doctor, huh? Are you lost or something? The nearest hospital is in Deland…

amanda

No, I’m a veterinarian; head of Seminole University Veterinary Viral Infection Detection and Prevention Studies Department. I’m here on state-sanctioned research.

The Sheriff is not impressed. Jack is and can’t peel his eyes from her.

amanda

Mr. Farnswood. Your local health inspector, Pete McIntosh, called in an unusual case of rabies that reportedly occurred on your farm?

sheriff cooter

McIntosh can’t keep his mouth shut!

Honey Babe loves Amanda’s scent.

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Dr. Ike quickly conceals the bag of bovine brains behind his back and offers his handshake:

DR. IKE

I guess that means we’re colleagues, Dr. Hollingsworth. Hello. Dr. Isaac Browning, local vet.

He is so pleased to meet her.

amanda

I’m looking forward to working with you Dr. Browning.

Dr. Ike

Folks around here just call me Dr. Ike.

She gives him the sweetest smile.

sheriff cooter

There ain’t gonna be no colleague-ing around here. We don’t need outsiders from some big fancy college poking their noses in our business.

jack

Wait a minute, Cooter. The doctor is only here to help. She’s no threat to anyone.

Amanda extends her hand. The Sheriff removes his hat and slicks back his comb-over before taking it.

Amanda

Do I seem like a threat to you, Sheriff Walker?

He pulls himself up to full height.

Sheriff cooter

No, ma’am. I can’t say you do.

 

He gives her the full once over and considers how pretty she’d look in handcuffs.

She feels more than a little uncomfortable.

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sheriff cooter

I want your research confined to this farm only. No interviews with other ranchers. You make a move off this farm, and I’ll have you packing your pretty little butt back to where you came from. What happens in Bullsville better stay in Bullsville.

Sheriff cooter

(He turns to Jack)

Do you understand me, Jack? I want your word.

jack

Alright, Cooter, you have my word.

The Sheriff kicks dirt on the cow.

Honey Babe scrambles for cover.

sheriff cooter

Now, do us all a favor and bury this stinking animal. Let’s go, Ike.

Dr. ike

Nice to meet you, ma’am.

sheriff cooter

Shut up, Ike, and get into the car.

The Sheriff’s cruiser slings gravel and dust.

Amanda stoops to examine the cow. She studies the fangs. Jack joins her.

amanda

I’d like to perform a necropsy on her. I can do it in the barn.

jack

I’ll help.

She removes her gear from the rear of the jeep.

Jack secures the cow to the back hoe shovel with chains and lifts her slowly toward the barn.

Honey Babe yaps at the sight.

 

 

22  INT WKOW TV NEWSROOM – EVENING                         22

DEENA CONCEPCION LANGLEY, an over-the-hill WKOW news anchor, reads copy just before she goes on the air. She stops the PA who is getting ready to step off.

DEENA

Wait a minute…

She reads down the page then stops:

deena

Is this some kind of a joke? I’m supposed to read this shit?

The PRODUCER steps up and waves the PA on.

PRODUCER

I’ll handle this. Deena…

deena

Our lead story is about goats and dogs with blood sucked out of them? What in the hell is a chupacabra, anyway? In L.A., this station would get laughed right off the air.

producer

You’re not in L.A. anymore, baby.

She gets it.

stagehand

5 seconds!

The Producer steps back.

Deena

(Smiling into CAMERA)

Today, in a rural area just outside of Bullsville, a mutilated dog and two goats were discovered…

 

23  ext Weaver’s Blue Cattle Feed factory – day            23

A CROWD of PLANT WORKERS are clustered around a catering truck, waiting for food. Suddenly, CHAD TANNER, company foreman, blows a whistle from the dock.

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Chad

Okay! Back to work! Break’s over!

Most of the crew leaves the truck with empty hands.

JOSE ORTIZ is hungry:

ortiz

(To Chad)

Hey, Señor! That was only a five minutes break.

Chad

You want a permanent break, Ortiz?

ortiz

No, Señor

His amigo breaks off a piece of burrito and passes it to him.

Chad

How sweet! Y’all get back to work before I call la migra on all y’all’s asses!

 

24  INT WEAVER’S BLUE CATTLE FEED FACTORY – DAY            24

Machines roar and conveyor belts spin as different chemicals are added to cattle feed.

Bins labeled with various ingredients release measured amounts into the mix.

From a mysterious bin, a glowing substance oozes into the blue mix.

Further down the line, body bags hang from an overhead conveyor. They swing into place and stop over a vat.

A robotic arm swings around and unzips the bag. A human body is suddenly released and plops into the feed.

Large blades slowly slice the remains into particles finer than sand.

The ingredients are thoroughly mixed and dried in ovens before bags are filled and loaded onto conveyor belts.

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SUDDENLY, a switch is flipped and all is quiet.

Chad Tanner, stands atop a work table and calls for attention:

Chad

All right! Hold the work!

Work immediately stops.

Chad

The boss has a few words.

Few understand the English he speaks and stay in their places confused about what’s going on.

F.U. WEAVER, local entrepreneur, town boss hog, feed factory owner and Bullsville Mayor, waddles from his office with a smoking cigar in his mouth and a SMOKING SECRETARY on each arm.

F.U. Weaver

Okay. First, I want to commend everyone for the fine job y’all been doing and yadda, yadda, yadda. More importantly, we have to do better. I want extended shifts---

CARLOS OCHOA stands to his feet.

OCHOA

We are already pulling double shifts. Seven days a week. I ain’t even seen my wife in four days and she works here!

His COWORKERS chime in with agreement, even those who don’t understand what he said.

f.u. weaver

Sit down, Ochoa. Ever since you learned English you haven’t shut up.

He does so. F.U. rolls his eyes toward heaven.

f.u. weaver

As I was saying, we have to increase productivity.

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The Workers begin to grumble in Spanish.

f.u. weaver

The holidays are coming up and a lot of you have put in for time off. All requests have been put on permanent hold.

The English speakers translate what was just said to the non-English speakers.

A collective groan progresses to loud Spanish curses and a general agreement that the jefe is a cabron. Ochoa mentions something about organizing.

At Chad’s signal over a squawky Nextel, a squad of COWBOY-HATTED GOONS enters the plant brandishing rifles. The workers are immediately quiet.

f.u. weaver

Don’t be upset with me, amigos. It’s not me; our clients are demanding more and more of our fine product. And that, of course, is attributed to y’all’s hard efforts. You’ll find your schedules posted on the board. Now, back to work! Make me proud!

The WORKERS grumble back to their jobs. The Cowboys stand ready.

F.U. relights his cigar.

Chad secretly winks at his boss’s secretary.

 

25  INT FARNSWOOD BARN – DAY                               25

Amanda has transformed the barn into a make-shift forensics laboratory.

Tubes, microscopes and medical machines are arranged on a work bench.

Jack adjusts a light over the cow’s body.

Amanda peers deep into the carcass, speaking through a face mask:

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AMANDA

Right there. I’ve never seen cattle tissue develop in this manner. I want to send samples to the CVM up in Gainesville.

jack

Is it a mutation?

amanda

I’m not sure. It’s very unusual…

Suddenly, Sally stands in the barn doorway, her arm in a sling.

sally

Daddy, is that Bossie?

Jack scrambles to cover the carcass with a horse blanket.

Jack

No, baby. Let’s go outside, Sally.

She points to Amanda:

sally

Who is that?

Amanda removes her face mask and gloves and smiles at Sally.

Amanda

Hi, Sally. I’m Amanda. I’m trying to find out why Bossie got sick and hurt you.

sally

She didn’t mean it. And now she’s dead…

She starts to cry.

jack

Come on, baby. Why don’t you help me feed Jasper? He misses you.

(To Amanda)

I’ll be right back.

He puts his arm around his daughter as they EXIT the barn.

 

26  EXT FARNSWOOD FARM - DAY                               26

Jack lugs a bale of hay as he and Sally exit the barn. JASPER, an aging bull, bellows.

JACK

See? I told you so.

Sally reaches through the fence with her good arm and scratches the old bull between the ears.

Jack tosses the bale over the gate.

The hay is ignored. Jasper would rather sniff Sally. Jack notices and it makes him nervous:

jack

Honey, step back a little. Okay?

He gently tugs her back by the shoulder. Jasper turns up his nose at the hay.

Sally

He only likes the Weaver Feed, now, Daddy.

jack

They eat that stuff like it’s manna from heaven.

He pours Weaver Feed into a bin. Jasper devours it with seconds.

Jack

Look at him go!

He scoops a handful and sniffs.

Jack

Man! That’s some stinky crap! I don’t know how they can eat that mess.

Sally laughs at her dad’s reaction. He tosses the feed to the ground.

Honey Babe sniffs and growls at the stuff. Jack washes his hands in the water trough.

jack

Sally, I know you’re real upset with me about Bossie…

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Sally fidgets.

jack

…but what Bossie did to you showed me she was in terrible pain. I had no choice but to put her down.

Sally hugs her daddy with her one good arm and cries softly. Jack pats the little girl’s head.

Sally

I know, Daddy…

JACK

It was best for her. And best for you. Who knows what could have happened if I hadn’t heard you screaming.

Sally

I just feel sad for Bossie.

Amanda steps from the barn:

Amanda

Excuse me. Sally, could I speak with your daddy for a minute? Jack, you need to see this.

Sally pushes her daddy toward the barn.

sally

Go find out what was wrong, Daddy. I’m going to go lay down for a while. Okay?

Jack

Okay, baby. I love you.

sally

I love you too, Daddy.

Jasper is hungrily licking the bottom of the empty feed trough.

 

27  EXT COW PASTURE – DAY                                  27

Three middle-school-aged BOYS climb a barb-wired fence and sneak up on a small herd of cattle.

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bobby

I want that black one. I’ll bet he can give a ride!

He creeps up behind the cow and with a jump, leaps on her back, and grabs horns. She immediately takes off bucking like a young steer.

His classmates cheer him on.

Bobby

Yee-hi!

classmate

Ride, Bobby, ride!

The cow races toward the fence and intentionally rakes the boy’s leg against barb wire, ripping flesh from the bone.

Bobby can’t free himself from the torturous ride.

The remainder of the herd starts to stampede.

Screams of terror and pain fill the countryside as the boys are trampled.

Bobby’s body dangles from a fence line.

Bossie approaches and pulls a string of flesh from the boy’s leg.

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28  EXT COW PASTURE – LATER                                28

A GROUP of LOCAL CITIZENS have volunteered for an organized search. Sheriff Cooter does the organizing:

Sheriff cooter

Alright! Parker you and Bryan take cover the north pasture from east to west and Miles, you and Tom: y’all take the south side.

SUDDENLY, a cadaver dog starts yelping and tugging at his leash. His trainer releases him.

 

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trainer

Go boy! Go get ‘em, Ranger!

The crowd follows the dog finds what’s left of Bobby entwined in the barb wire fence. His MOTHER throws herself on the ground sobbing.

mother

My, boy! What has happened to my boy?!!

sheriff cooter

Hold on, Mrs. Parker. We need to make proper DNA identification. Until then, let’s not jump to any conclusions…

mother

Look at my boy! Oh my God!

The Sheriff’s BROTHER, DEPUTY CHUCK WALKER, steps up:

deputy chuck

Ma’am, if you could just step back…

MOTHER’S POV: Bobby’s cap lies smashed into a cow pie.

She grabs it and holds it to her face, moaning and rocking back and forth.

mother

Oh, my Bobby! My Bobby!

Sheriff Cooter and Deputy Chuck help her to her feet. Her FRIENDS try to comfort her.

Deputy Chuck sees something:

deputy chuck

Sheriff Cooter! Over there!

Bones, picked clean, are strewn across the pasture.

 

29  INT SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT/INTERROGATION ROOM – NIGHT    29

Sheriff Cooter grills a defiant TEENAGE GOTH, DONNY WILSON, whose hair has been dyed black, red and silver. His black eyeliner is smeared with tears. Piercings adorn his face.

sheriff cooter

So, you don’t believe in God?

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DONNY

I don’t believe in the devil, either.

sheriff cooter

Oh, no? What about that little Satan worship party last year?

donny

That’s all it was, a party. You know, chicks like weird stuff. How else do you expect someone like me to pick up girls?

deputy chuck

He’s got you there, Sheriff…

sheriff

So you don’t know anything about a little party out on the Siwica place?

Donny smiles and reveals filed teeth.

donny

If there was a party, I would’ve been the first to know.

sheriff cooter

Lock him up.

The Deputy yanks Donny to his feet.

donny

Hey! What’s the charge?

sheriff cooter

How about being ugly as hell?

Donny is dragged away. The Sheriff punches in a number on his cell phone.

sheriff cooter

We need to talk.

He disconnects, pockets the phone and opens the door.

Sheriff cooter

It stinks in here…

The door slams hard.

 

30  FARNSWOOD HOUSE/KITCHEN - DAY                          30

Sally’s bandages have been replaced by colorful princess-style Band-Aids.

She and Amanda work on the kitchen table rolling out dough for biscuits.

AMANDA

Where did you learn how to cook so well, Sally?

sally

Well, my daddy, mostly, but I found a recipe box that my mommy use to use.

amanda

Your daddy says you’re a lot like your mommy.

SALLY

I know. He says that all the time. I guess I am. I don’t know…

Jack ENTERS through the back door, kicking mud from his boots and sniffing the air.

jack

Hey! What smells so good? Mmm-mm!

amanda

You can blame that on Sally. She made an apple pie for desert.

Jack opens the oven door for a peek.

Jack

I can’t wait!

sally

Well, you’re going to have to. Supper won’t be ready for thirty minutes.

jack

(In Terminator voice)

I’ll be back...

Amanda’s eyes follow him as he leaves the room. Sally notices:

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Sally

You like my daddy, don’t you?

amanda

Your daddy’s a good man.

Biscuits are popped into the oven.

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31 EXT FARMHOUSE PORCH – NIGHT                            31

Jack and Amanda share the porch swing. Crickets chirp. Cattle moo.

 

Amanda is awed by the country sky.

amanda

It’s so beautiful. I’d forgotten what stars looked like.

Jack looks up.

jack

…And I don’t even notice they’re there.

They take in the quiet night. Amanda notices there’s something on his mind.

Amanda

What is it, Jack?

jack

I didn’t want to say anything during supper but there’s weird things going on around here.

amanda

Weird things like what?

Jack

Weird things like a group of boys getting trampled and scattered all over a cow pasture about five miles from here.

He pauses.

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jack

Their bones were picked clean. I think they were killed by old man Siwica’s herd.

amanda

What?

jack

Sheriff Cooter is trying to pin the blame on the local Spiritualist group. A bunch of kids moved here from Cassadega last year and now every time a death occurs, the Sheriff suspects a sacrificial ceremony.

amanda

That’s crazy but not nearly as crazy as thinking those boys were eaten by cows.

jack

Call it the Crazy Cow Disease. There’s more than rabies going on here.

amanda

Were there any indications of diseased cattle?

jack

They were grazing in the middle of a field of scattered bones. There were no sick cows. And my ranch hand, Julia, is still missing.

amanda

You think she was eaten by a cow? That’s the most incredible thing I’ve ever heard.

Jack

Crazy.

amanda

Insane.

He absorbs her beauty.

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Jack

I’m going insane sitting here next to you like this…

She laughs.

amanda

I was hoping you were…

Her hand slips into his.

He gazes into her eyes and sees the reflection of billions of stars.

Jack

Amanda…

She leans in, parting her lips…

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32  EXT BIG CITY SIDEWALK – DAY                            32

F.U. Weaver squeezes himself down the crowded sidewalk to the steps of the NATIONAL HEADQUARTERS of BULLY BURGER, INC.

He looks up at the towering BULL STATUE gracing the entrance of the building and notices a pigeon chipping away on the mountainous oysters.

He can barely shove himself through the revolving door. Cigar smoke fills the entrance way.

f.u. weaver

Why don’t they build anything the way the used to?

Passing PEOPLE are amazed he walks through the lobby ignoring NO SMOKING signs.

A SECURITY GUARD APPROACHES:

Guard

Sorry, sir. We can’t allow smoking in non-designated areas.

F.U. blows smoke in his face and walks on.

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The Guard goes into a coughing spasm.

He gags and spits into his walkie but can’t get out any words.

 

33  INT CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY                              33

F.U. interrupts a secret meeting:

ANDERSON KELLER, CEO, Bully Burger, INC. abruptly stops his speech and rushes to F.U. with outstretched arms:

ANDERSON

F.U.! What a surprise. We weren’t expecting you until tomorrow.

He swallows hard as F.U. brushes him aside.

f.u. Weaver

Obviously.

He flicks an ash on the massive mahogany conference table.

ANDERSON

Can we get you an ashtray? Maybe some coffee?

F.U. grinds out his cigar and makes his way to the head of the table.

He picks up an open report.

F.U. Weaver

Why was this meeting called without inviting me? This is some bullshit. Something you don’t want me to know, A.K.?

He flips to the bottom line on the last page.

An enormous dollar figure is highlighted.

He slams down the report and pulls out another cigar. The CEO is ready with a lighter.

F.U. takes the lighter and sets the report on fire.

The Board Members give a quick gasp.

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F.U. Weaver

As of this morning, you’re all fired, including you, Anderson.

And an even greater gasp:

anderson

What do you mean, F.U.? You can’t fire me!

f.u. weaver

I can and I have. I bought up all your stocks and now have complete control over Bully Burger, Inc.

He reaches into his pocket for his Nextel. A chirp sounds.

f.u. weaver

So I’m throwing all y’all out on your asses.

The door opens and a squad of cowboy-hatted THUGS ENTERS.

They take positions behind the chair of each Board Member.

The former Board Members get the message and quietly excuse themselves.

anderson

F.U., we’ve been friends a long time. I have a family…

f.u. weaver

Goodbye, A.K.

A Cowboy Goon steps up. Anderson meekly leaves.

F.U. Weaver brings out his gavel.

The Cow Pokers Association begins an official meeting. As the gavel comes down:

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34  EXT COW PASTURE – DAY                                  34

A cow bites down on a strand of barb wire. It snaps and coils, ringing down the fence line.

The herd leaves for greener pastures.

35  EXT COUNTY HIGHWAY – DAY                               35

MAYHEM ON THE HIGHWAY. SWERVING CARS. HONKING HORNS.

A HERD of CATTLE walks head-on through traffic, ignoring on-coming cars.

A COW is hit by a semi-truck and is thrown up into the windshield. Both cow and CHAUFFEUR are killed instantly. The truck swerves and jack-knifes into the ditch.

The cow rolls off the hood and plops into a patch of wildflowers. Steamy cud oozes from her bloodied mouth. The flowers wither and die where it touches.

Sirens and blue lights announce the arrival of the Florida Highway Patrol. Traffic is directed around the accident.

A LITTLE BOY points from his restraining seat, excited by all the cattle that move past the stopped car.

little boy

Moo cows! Moo cows!

A cow SUDDENLY pokes his head into the car window. The boy’s MOTHER screams.

Boy’s mother

Get out of here! Go away! Shoo!

She hits the window up button. The cow is startled and yanks back its head, breaking glass in the process.

MONTAGE: A tangled mess of a traffic jam. People laugh at OFFICERS who slip and slide in mud, wet grass and cow poop.

An OFFICER uses his taser gun against an unruly cow. She bucks and kicks the Officer to the ground.

officer

Officer down! Officer down!

He checks his head for blood and pulls back a bloody hand.

 

36  int jack’s pickup – day                                36

Jack and Amanda pass the scene and rubberneck. She sits in the middle with her Vet bag in the seat on her right. Her left hand is on his knee.

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jack

Did you see that?

amanda

The poor animal never had a chance.

The front end of the tractor trailer is a bloodied tangled mess.

Paramedics are loading an ambulance with a man whose face is covered by a sheet. Amanda turns away. Jack removes his cap.

jack

Don’t forget the poor Chauffeur.

Traffic is stop and go. Mostly stop.

 

37  ext county highway – day                               37

The hit cow opens her eyes and licks the gory mess from her lips. She struggles to stand, then falls back. A FIREMAN jumps back in surprise.

 

38  int jack’s pickup – day                                38

They come upon another cow grazing in a ditch.

jack

They’re everywhere.

Jack and Amanda slowly approach the tail end of a slow-moving herd. He has to downshift once more as they inch past a slow-moving heifer.

 

39  EXT COUNTY HIGHWAY – DAY                               39

A huge cow catches the scent of a bag of Weaver’s Blue Cattle Feed left in the back of Jack’s truck. Her nostrils open wide. Saliva drips in clumps, sending up steam from the pavement.

The pickup speeds up during a gap in traffic.

The cow trots to keep up with Jack’s truck.

Another of the herd gives a snort and joins the chase.

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The pickup brakes once more and stops.

THRU REAR WINDOW OF PICKUP: Jack and Amanda share a quick kiss, oblivious to the gathering crowd of cows behind them.

Cattle push and shove and fight to get to the bed of the Jack’s pickup.

A bag of Weaver’s Blue Cattle Feedis hungrily ripped open by a set of glowing fangs. A scramble for feed ensues, nearly knocking over the pickup. Jack jumps from his truck and comes face-to-face with a hissing heifer.

jack

Holy cow!

He jumps back into the truck and rolls up the window as fast as he can. The truck is nearly toppled over. Amanda screams.

 

40  int jack’s pickup – day                                40

Jack pops open his glove box and removes a large pistol.

amanda

What are you going to do with that?

jack

Nothing, I hope.

He removes a box of shells.

He loads the revolver and places the remaining shells into his shirt pocket.

He looks into the side mirror. Some of the cattle are starting to move on.

He turns to look through the rear window: the bag has been emptied. His truck bed, licked clean.

jack

That’s the damndest thing I’ve ever seen… They go crazy over that stuff.

Amanda is still shivering as the last cow leaves. He pulls her into his arms.

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amanda

Do you have any of that feed left? I’d like to have it analyzed.

jack

There might be a little left. My small herd went through 50 bags in two days. It’s incredible. Sure fattens them up, though.

amanda

I wonder what’s in it…

Traffic inches slowly along.

 

41  EXT COUNTY HIGHWAY – DAY                               41

JENNICA KEVLIN, on her way to work at the Bullsville Beauty Salon, switches CD’s, chats, smokes and applies eye makeup with a compact mirror she digs from deep within her purse.

She drives compact sports car at eighty miles per hour, slowing to seventy-nine on the curves.

jennica

(Into cell phone)

…I know I’m late, Monica. I’m getting there as fast as I can…

The contents of her overloaded purse spill to the floorboard.

jennica

Oh, damn! Listen, I’ll be there in a few minutes, okay? Old Lady Hursey ain’t gonna die within the next fifteen minutes, I know…okay, bye.

She slaps her phone closed and accidentally drops it between her the seat and the door.

She drives with her knees while trying to retrieve her phone and the contents of her purse at the same time.

Suddenly, she rounds a curve and looks up to see a cow standing directly in the middle of her lane. She swerves and slams into the rear end of completely stopped traffic.

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She passes through the windshield to die with her face embedded into the rusted-out trunk of an eight cylinder gas hog.

Her blouse has been ripped from her body and her breasts dangle and swing freely, dripping blood from nipples to pavement.

A small calf steps up with an open mouth.

 

42  EXT BULLSVILLE FUNERAL HOME – NIGHT                    42

in a back alley behind the funeral home; A hearse and a van are parked back to back.

A Cow Poker passes a SADDLEBAG full of MONEY to the FUNERAL DIRECTOR, MARVIN MASON.

COW POKER

There ya go, Mr. Mason, Compliments of Mr. F.U. Weaver.

The Funeral Director nervously looks up and down the alley then peers into the bag.

mason

It seems to be all here. Do you think they could go a little faster?

LABORERS toss 5 body bags from the hearse into the van, moving as fast as they can.

A body rolls from the tailgate to the pavement. It lands with a plop.

Stacked nearby are bags of leftover cow parts. A WEAVER SLAUGHTER HOUSE logo is printed on the side.

cow poker

Y’all hurry up. We still have a couple of more stops to make.

mason

Can someone help me get these animal parts into the caskets?

The Cow Poker gives a wide grin.

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cow poker

Looks like you’re on your own on with that one, son.

The Laborers pull down the tail gate and jump into the cab. The Cow Poker jumps in stomps the gas.

The Funeral Director drags a heavy sack of dead meat through the rear door of the funeral home, leaving a trail of cattle blood staining the asphalt.

 

43  EXT COW PASTURE – DAY                                  43

A GROUP of COLLEGE STUDENTS search for mushrooms in the dampness of a foggy Florida morning, kicking cow pies and filling brown paper bags with their purple-stemmed harvest.

Suddenly, a scream pierces through the fog.

ANGIE, a pretty and obviously stoned, is hysterical.

Her boyfriend, TONY rushes to her. She can’t be calmed.

tony

What the matter?!! Did you eat some ‘shrums, already?

Football hero, BILLY, looks in her nearly empty bag. He crumbles it and tosses it to the ground.

A nearby COW contentedly chews cud.

billy

You can’t eat ‘em raw like that, you know. It ain’t healthy…

 

Angie points to a nearby pile of cow manure.

Angie

Look!

A HUMAN EYEBALL partially embedded in the turd stares back at them.

tony

Holy shit!

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Billy looks again into the bag.

billy

I ain’t eatin’ this shit!

He tosses the bag to the ground.

A nearby COW bellows an eerie cry. Purple steam puffs from her nostrils.

 

44  EXT COUNTRY ROAD – DAY                                 44

A carload of teenagers are skipping school, drinking beer, AND MOONING COWS.

Somebody’s daddy’s car zips down the two-lane highway at 90 miles an hour flying past citrus grooves and cow pastures.

Cattle and sheep raise their heads, disturbed by the bee-bop music that disrupts the countryside tranquility.

 

45  INT CAR                                                45

STANLEY DILLARD, barely 17 years old and driving drunk, steers with one hand and sips beer with the other, bobbing his head in rhythm with TuPak. He knows all the words.

In the back seat, ALVIN CHARLES squeezes his fat butt back into the car and pulls up his pants.

stanley

Damn, Alvin! Stick your ass back out the window. I’m about to gag.

Bossie stands dead center of the road just ahead. Stanley slams on the breaks and swerves, just missing her.

The boys let out a whoop in unison.

Stanley regains control of the car and slows down considerably. He puts a hand over his heart.

Stanley

I thought I was going to T-bone me a T-bone!

alvin

Let’s go back and get him!

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The other boys are all for it:

jimmy and johnny

(Twins - Chiming together)

Yeah! Let’s go get make some cheeseburgers! Let’s barbeque some ribs.

Alvin

Tacos!

STANLEY

Hell, no! I ain’t gonna wreck my dad’s car over some cow.

The car is weaving all over the road.

Alvin

I ain’t talking about crashing into her. I’m talking about a little cow-tipping. You know, America’s favorite sport?

stanley

I don’t know. She looked awful big.

Alvin grabs the meat of his belly with both hands.

Alvin

We can do it! I’ll knock her flat on her fat ass!

He gives his belly a vigorous shake.

 

46  EXT – COUNTRY ROAD – DAY                               46

HIGH ANGLE: THE CAR DOES A QUICK U-TURN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY.

Smoke pours from tires as they squeal down the highway.

They near Bossie and park in a ditch on the side of the road.

They hide in the bushes next to the shoulder.

Bossie ignores their presence and continues gazing stupidly in the opposite direction.

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stanley

(Whispering)

Now, we’ve got to all hit her at the same time, or she ain’t gonna go.

SUDDENLY, a pickup truck appears around the corner and blows his horn at Bossie. He slows as he passes her.

The boys duck low, laughing and taking deep swigs of beer.

Chauffeur

Get out of the road!

Bossie ignores him and continues to chew her cud in defiance.

He gives his horn another blast and punches the gas, leaving her in exhaust smoke.

Stanley finishes his beer and tosses the empty to the grass.

Stanley

Okay. Y’all ready?

alvin

You know I’m ready.

He takes deep warm-up breaths.

Stanley

Let’s go!

The boys jump up and race across the highway.

They slam into the side of beef with their shoulders and bounce back.

Alvin hits pavement with a thump.

Bossie continues concentrating on chewing cud, daydreaming of some distant pasture.

Alvin sits up in the center of a white dividing line.

Alvin

Will you look at that son-of-a-bitch? That didn’t even faze her!

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The boys are laughing all over the road.

 

Stanley

I think I knocked the breath out of myself I hit her so hard.

Bossie responds with a soft moo.

STANLEY

Come on, I know we can do this. We just didn’t hit her right. We have to hit her at exactly the same second. We have to get the timing down exactly right.

Alvin struggles to his feet. His fat ankles can barely support his weight.

stanley

Y’all come over here and line up. Let’s do it right this time.

They all get into their favorite stance.

Stanley

Okay. On my count: one, two… three, go!

They hit the side of the cow with every ounce of muscle in their bodies.

Bossie topples over on her side.

The boys cheer and give each other celebratory high fives.

Bossie lies perfectly still with her legs straight out and stiff.

The boys cautiously approach:

alvin

Is she alive?

Bossie shows no sign of life.

stanley

I don’t think so. We must have given her ass a heart attack. Alvin, see if she’s breathing….

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Alvin doesn’t like that idea and shoves Johnny toward the animal.

Johnny doesn’t like it any better than Alvin.

JOHNNY

Uh-uh. I ain’t getting next to some nasty cow. I can’t go home smelling like that.

alvin

You already smell like that. Besides, it’ll help mask the beer.

Johnny reluctantly gets down on his hands and knees and slowly bends over Bossie’s face. Her eyes are glazed over with death’s dullness.

Johnny leans in and puts his ear to the cow’s nostril. He turns to look at the other boys.

johnny

She must be dead. I don’t hear anything…

SUDDENLY, the Bossie bites down on Johnny’s neck. He is dead before he hears the snap. His head rolls across the road and into a ditch.

His friends race terrified back to the car.

Alvin

Let’s get out of here!

Bossie jumps to her feet, snorting and stamping on Johnny’s body.

The boys jump into the car, slam the doors, and roll up the windows.

 

47 INT CAR – DAY                                          47

The boys are breathing so heavy the windows are fogging up.

Stanley’s hands shake as he places the keys into the ignition.

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jimmy

We’re just going to leave him there?

Stanley

There’s nothing left of him, Jimmy! What can we do?!!!

He turns over the key. The starter refuses to engage, grinding slower and slower.

The gas gauge says empty.

stanley

We’re out of gas.

alvin

Uh-huh! I can’t believe you didn’t fill up!

stanley

What do you expect? Milk is cheaper than gas, now…

Bossie levels her gaze on them.

Alvin

Oh, shit! We’ve got to get out here!

She paws the pavement and makes her charge. The boys scream for their lives.

Alvin opens the door to escape.

 

48  EXT COUNTRY ROAD – DAY                                 48

Bossie slams into the Alvin’s door. The upper half of his body drops to the road as the car topples over on its side.

The cow kicks in the windshield and pokes in her head. Screams of terror come to an abrupt silence.

 

49  EXT COW POND – DAY                                     49

A YOUNG, SOON-TO-BE-WEDDED COUPLE, JACOB AND NELDA, ARE HAVING A PICNIC.

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They sit next to a picturesque cattle pond toasting their future. Jacob pours beer into plastic Champaign glasses.

jacob

To us.

She smiles and raises her glass.

nelda

To us.

They drink the beer. She starts to tidy up. He places his hand on hers.

Jabcob

That can wait…

She looks around the area and blushes.

Nelda

Jacob! Out here?

jacob

No silly. I was thinking we could go swimming.

She eyes the pond. Cattle are munching around its edges.

nelda

Don’t cows go in there?

jacob

Sure. But they’re not going to bother us. They’re cows!

nelda

But we don’t have our bathing suits.

He starts stripping down.

Jacob

Exactly!

He leaps into the pond butt naked. Bossie raises her head with mild interest.

jacob

Come on in. It feels great!

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She takes off her top.

nelda

I don’t know it looks pretty cold…

She takes off her pants and dives in.

He playfully splashes her when she comes up. He goes underwater to get away as she chases.

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50  EXT COW POND/UNDERWATER – DAY                          50

JACOB’S POV: he swims up behind Nelda.

SUDDENLY a set of cow legs paddle by.

 

51 EXT COW POND – DAY                                     51

He comes up gasping for air. Nelda is waiting with a spray.

jacob

No, Nelda! Wait. Did you see that? Where’d it go?

nelda

Where’d what go?

jacob

I just saw a cow swimming by underwater!

nelda

Cows don’t swim underwater.

About fifty feet away, Bossie’s erect cow tail slices the water, sticking straight up like the fin of a shark.

jacob

Look! Over there! What in the hell is that?

Nelda squeezes up close to him.

Nelda

That’s too weird. Let’s get out of here.

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jacob

I’m with you…

The tail circles around them. They start to swim for shore.

Other cattle ENTER the water. The radius tightens.

SUDDENLY, Nelda freezes with a look of horror.

Nelda

Something just bumped me! Something really big!

jacob

Come on. Keep swimming.

nelda

(Screaming)

My legs!

She quickly sinks.

Jacob gulps a deep breath and dives after her.

The water churns red then all is still.

A PAIR of MIGRATING DUCKS land on the pond. A Bass leaps high.

Cows graze contentedly on the grassy banks and blood sloshes up to the shore.

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52  EXT COW POND – SUNSET                                  52

FISHERMEN, ross and larry, BACK UP A SMALL BOAT trailer to the edge of the pond.

They jump out and unlash the boat. Ross notices the Jacob and Nelda’s picnic gear.

ross

Hey, Larry, look at this.

Larry

Wow! Any food?

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Ants have taken over.

Ross

You go ahead.

He eyes the edge of the woods.

ross

I wonder where they are.

Larry

Who knows? Probably getting it on out in the bushes. Let’s scare the shit out of ‘em!

Ross

Yeah, and scare the shit out of the fish, too. Let’s get to fishin’ before it gets too late. Grab the beer…

They float in the middle of the lake, kicked back, poles and beer in position.

They observe Bossie ENTER the water.

Ross

It must be time for her Saturday night bath and douche.

Larry

It’s Friday.

They watch her dive head first down to the bottom.

Larry

Do cows go underwater?

ross

I didn’t think so…

They wait for her to surface. A bubble rises.

ross

Maybe a gator got her.

Larry

Or she farted…

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He stands in the boat to get a better look. He shields his eyes.

Ross stands and joins him, scanning the surface.

Larry

She’s been underwater for a long time. Even a gator can’t hold his breath that long…

SUDDENLY, Bossie rams her head through the bottom of the boat, eyes glowing wildly, spilling both of them overboard.

She bellows in triumph and shakes the boat from her neck.

Ross and Larry try for the shore. Ross lives two butterfly strokes longer than Larry.

The Florida sunset has never looked more beautiful than its reflection in the blood stained pool.

 

53  EXT RATCLIFF FARMHOUSE – NIGHT                         53

A full MOON shines OVER AN OLD VICTORIAN-STYLE FARMHOUSE. A small herd of cattle grazes in the front yard.

Bossie takes a couple of steps up the front porch and munches on geraniums hanging from a swinging pot.

She finishes the flowers and gently nudges open an unlocked front door.

A SLEEPING DOG on the porch wakes but ignores the intrusion.

 

54  INT RATCLIFF FARMHOUSE/DOWNSTAIRS – NIGHT              54

All is quiet and peaceful in the RATCLIFF HOUSE.

An old grandfather’s clock chimes the midnight hour.

A cat leaps from a rocking chair.

Bossie ENTERS through the front door and creeps stealthily toward the stairwell. Her tail swoops gracefully across a table lamp and then a flower vase. They wobble but remain upright.

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The cat watches from a corner.

Bossie tests her weight on the first step, and then the second.

Very quietly, she eases up the stairs, stopping at the slightest creak.

She has her hooves in a tip-toe position as she moves up the steps one by one.

 

55  INT RATCLIFF FARMHOUSE/BEDROOM – NIGHT                 55

mR. AND MRS. RATCLIFF SHARE THEIR SLEEP SONG snoring IN TWO-PART HARMONY.

The bedroom door creaks loudly as it slowly opens. Bossie shuffles over to the edge of the brass bed. A GLOWING GLOB of CUD plops on the front of Mrs. Ratcliff’s negligee.

She opens one eye.

MRS. RATCLIFF’S POV: bright green fangs.

Bossie

Moo.

Mrs. Ratcliff quickly covers her breasts as she scoots up the headboard, screaming.

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56  EXT RATCLIFF FARMHOUSE – NIGHT                         56

Cattle continue to graze under the moonlight. Mrs. Ratcliff’s scream goes unnoticed.

SUDDENLY, Mr. Ratcliff crashes through the bedroom window, runs across the porch roof, and leaps into the midst of the herd below.

He is devoured with seconds. His dog raises his head from the porch then lays it back down again.

WIDE ANGLE: cattle file into the house until the house falls apart.

 

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57  EXT RATCLIFF FARMHOUSE – early morning                 57

The dog wakes at the sound of an approaching vehicle and rises from what’s left of the front porch. The rest of the house has been completely flattened.

Deputy Chuck enters the yard in his cruiser and gets out of his car totally flabbergasted and stepping into a fresh cow pie.

Deputy Chuck

Hello?!! Anybody home?!!!

The silence is eerie. The dog approaches the deputy and whines for attention.

deputy chuck

What happened here, buddy?

He calls in for backup.

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58  EXT RATCLIFF FARMHOUSE – day/later                     58

THE YARD IS FULL OF EMERGENCY VEHICLES. pOLICE CARS, AMBULANCES, COUNTY CORORNER. HEALTH inspector.

What remains of the Ratcliff family is loaded into a single ambulance.

The Bull County Health Inspector approaches Sheriff Cooter.

pete mcintosh

By the looks of all the cow manure around, I’d say it was a stampede. Wouldn’t you, Sheriff Cooter?

Sheriff Cooter

That’s none of your business, McIntosh. Don’t you have some taco stand to inspect somewhere?

pete mcintosh

(Proudly)

I’m supposed to meet Dr. Hollingsworth here. She should be here any moment.

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sheriff cooter

That’s just great! You hinder my investigation and you both go to jail. This isn’t a case for the health department.

The ambulance passes with sirens blaring.

pete mcintosh

The Ratcliffs don’t look too healthy, do they?

sheriff cooter

You’ve been fairly warned…

Jack’s pickup clatters up the driveway.

sheriff cooter

Y’all better stay out of my way.

Jack and Amanda approach hand-in-hand.

sheriff cooter

Ain’t that sweet?

Jack is slightly embarrassed. Pete is devastated.

jack

Hello, Sheriff. Pete.

Pete nervously brushes back his hair.

pete

Hello, Dr. Hollingsworth. Long time.

She graciously extends her hand.

amanda

Yes, it has been.

She looks at the devastation.

amanda

What happened here? Was there a tornado?

pete

There was no tornado, Doctor.

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sheriff

You can shut up now, Pete.

jack

What exactly did happen here, Sheriff?

Pete points out all the manure.

Pete

It’s obvious to me; there was some sort of a stampede.

Sheriff

I’m gonna leave y’all with your fancy scientific theories and go about my business of solving this mystery. Y’all have a nice day…

He tips his hat as he leaves being careful to step around a fresh cow pie.

amanda

Charming gentleman.

jack

That’s no gentleman.

She opens her bag.

Amanda

I want to take some samples.

Pete is eager.

pete mcintosh

Anything I can to do help?

She removes a few tubes and bottles from her bag and passes them to him.

Amanda

I’m sorry but I’m afraid I don’t have any gloves that would fit you.

pete

That’s okay. I don’t mind.

He fingers a steamy pile of cow manure as he clumsily dribbles a wad of it into a test tube.

 

59  EXT FLORIDA SWAMP – DAY                                59

Jack and amanda take soil samples, photos, and plaster cow tracks. Amanda drops a measuring tape into depth of a hoof track.

amanda

Eight and a half inches!

She gives a low whistle.

Amanda

The animal that made this is easily pushing a ton and a half.

Jack finds this a little hard to believe.

jack

That’s twice normal size.

amanda

And growing.

For the first time, they notice bones strewn about the swamp. A set of ribs hang from a branch.

jack

Look at that.

amanda

They look like sheep bones.

jack

And dogs…I think…

Amanda slips a sample into a test tube.

AMANDA

There’s some chemical or radiation that’s causing this effect in these animals.

They hear distant drumming.

jack

You know, there could be another possibility.

amanda

Please let’s try to remain sensible.

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jack

Voodoo. Witches. Cassadega is just down the road, you know. A lot of strange things have happened in these parts.

Amanda retrieves a mysterious long stringy substance from the muck.