"CUD" is a screwball Southern Horror Comedy in the tradition of "Alligator", "Alligator II", "Snakes on a Plane", and "Lake Placid."
“Cud” - the Movie
Chewin’ the cud…
Sally screams but can't pull her arm from the cow's jaws. She bangs Bossie's head as hard as she can but can't get free...
Happy Cowlintine’s Day
My boyfriend, one of them Spanish bulls (he calls himself a “Toro”), is moooooey in love with me and and says he wants to make mooooocho amoooore. I told him to hold his horses. I mean what the hay? I’m not that easily swept off my hooves. But don’t get me wrong, I can take a bull by the horns if you know what I mean…
But if some young bull really wants to impress me, he better not show up at my stall with his tail swishing between his hind legs. He better have a box of milk chocolates and a clover bouquet at least. These udders are real, baby!
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In order to prevent an outbreak of mad cow disease, the addition of left-over cattle parts to cattle feed has been outlawed by the government. In an attempt to keep down costs, the operator of a Central Florida feed factory substitutes human corpses as a new additive. Now the local cattle have developed a taste for human flesh and wreak havoc in and near the town of Bullsville, Florida.









