"CUD" is a screwball Southern Horror Comedy in the tradition of "Alligator", "Alligator II", "Snakes on a Plane", and "Lake Placid."
“Cud” - the Movie
Chewin’ the cud…
Sally screams but can't pull her arm from the cow's jaws. She bangs Bossie's head as hard as she can but can't get free...
Happy Moo Year with Pres. Obamoo
This cud be a really good year. When I first herd about the president’s Bale-Out Plan I hoofed it on over to the local feed & seed to put in my order for five big round bales of Kansas Sweet Clover Red. After standing in line head-to-tail for an hour, I filled out a new government form to see if I qualify. Come back next week.
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In order to prevent an outbreak of mad cow disease, the addition of left-over cattle parts to cattle feed has been outlawed by the government. In an attempt to keep down costs, the operator of a Central Florida feed factory substitutes human corpses as a new additive. Now the local cattle have developed a taste for human flesh and wreak havoc in and near the town of Bullsville, Florida.









