"CUD" is a screwball Southern Horror Comedy in the tradition of "Alligator", "Alligator II", "Snakes on a Plane", and "Lake Placid."
“Cud” - the Movie
Chewin’ the cud…
Sally screams but can't pull her arm from the cow's jaws. She bangs Bossie's head as hard as she can but can't get free...
A Horse Trapped in a Cow’s Body
Hay. I was talking to LaCream Abdul Milkbar recently and he insisted that all Hindus are sacred. I think he’s been smoking the grass rather than eating it. I laughed so hard milk spurted out of my nose. The next thing you know, he’ll be on Oprah claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body. Ever since my own appearance on the show he’s been muy jealous.
To moo is to be. Or is it: to be is to moo? - Bossie
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In order to prevent an outbreak of mad cow disease, the addition of left-over cattle parts to cattle feed has been outlawed by the government. In an attempt to keep down costs, the operator of a Central Florida feed factory substitutes human corpses as a new additive. Now the local cattle have developed a taste for human flesh and wreak havoc in and near the town of Bullsville, Florida.
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June 8th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Bossie we love you! Don’t be watchin’ Oprah - it will rot your brain. Don’t you know that 4 out of 5 scientists agree that watching Oprah more than once a year has been linked to Mad Cow Disease? Seriously. Something about looking into her eyes causes your brain cells to cook and turn into evil prions, the mutant protein blamed for Mad Cow disease. Watch Animal Planet instead, OK? Those Meerkats are back on!