“Cud” - the Movie

"CUD" is a screwball Southern Horror Comedy in the tradition of "Alligator", "Alligator II", "Snakes on a Plane", and "Lake Placid."

“Cud” - the Movie

Chewin’ the cud…

Sally screams but can't pull her arm from the cow's jaws. She bangs Bossie's head as hard as she can but can't get free...

Anudder Implant

I was laying around in the hay last night listening to some good mooosic playing my Moooody Blues and Moootley Crew CDs when my first cousin, once remooooooved, stopped by to see if I wanted to grab a bite at the calf-a-teria.

She was quite a fashion statement wearing her fancy moo-moo and showing off her new lip job. She really put on a show, dancing around like a cowlerina showing off yet anudder new implant. She even had a dab of A-1 sauce behind each ear. Today she is the laughing stock of the entire herd.

I thought she was becoming dyslexic because she kept going “ooooommmm”. Then I herd from a coworker that she has attained enlightenment. I hope so. Maybe things will be butter around here.

Humans: the Udder White Meat - Bossie

05 Jun 08 | Bossie's Muse

One Response to “Anudder Implant”

Coneill987 Says:
September 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 am

lawl smilng cow XD

In order to prevent an outbreak of mad cow disease, the addition of left-over cattle parts to cattle feed has been outlawed by the government. In an attempt to keep down costs, the operator of a Central Florida feed factory substitutes human corpses as a new additive. Now the local cattle have developed a taste for human flesh and wreak havoc in and near the town of Bullsville, Florida.