"CUD" is a screwball Southern Horror Comedy in the tradition of "Alligator", "Alligator II", "Snakes on a Plane", and "Lake Placid."
“Cud” - the Movie
Chewin’ the cud…
Sally screams but can't pull her arm from the cow's jaws. She bangs Bossie's head as hard as she can but can't get free...
Deja Moo!
I’ve been here before. Now they’re calling me a prima donna! They heifer lot of nerve saying that. Nothing could be fodder from the truth. Just because I’m de-calf-inated, it doesn’t mean my milk is spoiled. It’s time to MOOve on! I wasn’t grazed in a barn you know.
I know my worth. I don’t drive to work in a MOOstang or on the back seat of a Cow-askai MOOtorcycle, I ride in the backseat of a CATTLElac. Bunch of MOOrons. They need to be trying to butter me up instead up trying to stirrup trouble. What a bunch of bull-oney!
Aside from them being cheezy, and grazing close to bad taste, they cud have done better than that. Oh well, I guess the honeyMOOn is over.
Does anyone have a lollipop? -Bossie
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In order to prevent an outbreak of mad cow disease, the addition of left-over cattle parts to cattle feed has been outlawed by the government. In an attempt to keep down costs, the operator of a Central Florida feed factory substitutes human corpses as a new additive. Now the local cattle have developed a taste for human flesh and wreak havoc in and near the town of Bullsville, Florida.
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