“Cud” - the Movie

"CUD" is a screwball Southern Horror Comedy in the tradition of "Alligator", "Alligator II", "Snakes on a Plane", and "Lake Placid."

“Cud” - the Movie

Chewin’ the cud…

Sally screams but can't pull her arm from the cow's jaws. She bangs Bossie's head as hard as she can but can't get free...

Back from L.A.

I just got back from Cowlifornia and boy is my tail dragging! There seems to be a peculiar udder in this room… poisonous dairy-air!

I stopped in at the Playboy Mansion and met Hugh Heifer. He’s a nice guy but a little bullimic. The last thing he said to me was: “man ‘ure great last night!” That guy is always in the moooooed for more.

I couldn’t believe how hard it is to get into the mansion. They told me that since they heard I was coming they had to beef up security. I told ‘em they were just spinning their veals. Someone needs to steer them in the right direction.

I need a pacifier…

02 Jun 08 | Bossie's Muse

3 Responses to “Back from L.A.”

admin Says:
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm

Welcome back, Bossie. We missed you.
Lisa Says:
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:29 pm

Who knows, Bossie? Maybe you can be the one.
gothg1rl Says:
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:35 pm

lol! Glad you are back Bossie.

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