"CUD" is a screwball Southern Horror Comedy in the tradition of "Alligator", "Alligator II", "Snakes on a Plane", and "Lake Placid."
“Cud” - the Movie
Chewin’ the cud…
Sally screams but can't pull her arm from the cow's jaws. She bangs Bossie's head as hard as she can but can't get free...
My Milk Shakes
I’m so mad I could cry, “MOO-HOO-HOO!” I’m so nervous my milk shakes. I know you gotta go thru udder space to get to the moooon, but when I talk to my agent, everything I say, goes in one ear and out the udder.
I went all the way to Moo York City to audition for this gig and they treated me like I was the Dairy Queen all the way. It was all very a-moooo-sing. Well now I know they are all full of bullogna! They give me such a headache, I need to take some moo-trin. Next time I’ll go to Mooami Beach instead.
Just because someone in a-cow-n-ting made a miscowculation; they want to milk me dry until I cowlapse.
I gotta find my juicy fruit! - Bossie
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In order to prevent an outbreak of mad cow disease, the addition of left-over cattle parts to cattle feed has been outlawed by the government. In an attempt to keep down costs, the operator of a Central Florida feed factory substitutes human corpses as a new additive. Now the local cattle have developed a taste for human flesh and wreak havoc in and near the town of Bullsville, Florida.
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