"CUD" is a screwball Southern Horror Comedy in the tradition of "Alligator", "Alligator II", "Snakes on a Plane", and "Lake Placid."
“Cud” - the Movie
Chewin’ the cud…
Sally screams but can't pull her arm from the cow's jaws. She bangs Bossie's head as hard as she can but can't get free...
Happy Moo Year with Pres. Obamoo
This cud be a really good year. When I first herd about the president’s Bale-Out Plan I hoofed it on over to the local feed & seed to put in my order for five big round bales of Kansas Sweet Clover Red. After standing in line head-to-tail for an hour, I filled out a new government form to see if I qualify. Come back next week.
Chew on this…
May 30th, 2008 adminThe giant 6ft cow that is as big as a small elephant
I’m not really sure if accompanying photo hasn’t had a little photoshopping done to it. According to all the news accounts I’ve heard, Chilli (sounds like Chili - why the English use two L’s I’m not sure) stands at 6′-6″ tall. That is around a foot and a half taller than the average cow.
I don’t know how Chilli was measured but I assume 6′-6″ is the hip height measurement as cattle are normally measured. Taking this into account, his handler, Tara Nirula, (which, by the way, sounds like a girl’s name) pictured by his side, must be around 4′-6″.

Chilli the giant bullock stands at 6ft 6ins and weighs well over a ton.
Not being a big man myself (5′-7″/110 lbs), I can definitely relate and applaud this man who can handle such a giant of a beast. His is the real news story.
Thanks to the Daily Mail for the photo.
In order to prevent an outbreak of mad cow disease, the addition of left-over cattle parts to cattle feed has been outlawed by the government. In an attempt to keep down costs, the operator of a Central Florida feed factory substitutes human corpses as a new additive. Now the local cattle have developed a taste for human flesh and wreak havoc in and near the town of Bullsville, Florida.









